Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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