Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Also, beer. Big fan.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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