He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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