Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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