I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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