sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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