I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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