so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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