Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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