I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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