My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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