I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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