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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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