Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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