butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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