K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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