So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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