I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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