Nicole vs. Life
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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