He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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