Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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