my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i believe in u and ur pee
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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