I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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