Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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