Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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