At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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