Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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