ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
