My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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