i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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