i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
PANTIES FOUND
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