Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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