Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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