Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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