Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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