I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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