Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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