he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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