so explain again why im purple
no
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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