high people should be assigned attendants
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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