Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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