worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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