Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My penis needs a shock collar
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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