I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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