is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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