You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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