I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
