For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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