the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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