U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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