did you get engaged???
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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