i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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