white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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