Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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